Hotlanta my Butt!!!
It's colder than a witch's t** in a brass bra down here!!! It would freeze the b**** off a brass monkey!
Why is it that every amusing metaphor for how cold it is has profanity of some kind? Aaaaanyway, It's cold and I'm whining.

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. Life is like a deli. It's just that sometimes the daily special is a crap sandwich.
It's colder than a witch's t** in a brass bra down here!!! It would freeze the b**** off a brass monkey!
Why is it that every amusing metaphor for how cold it is has profanity of some kind? Aaaaanyway, It's cold and I'm whining.

Not the website or blog (though I did move my political blog to The Whole Bird, check it out!), but Julie and I and the whole family are moving by the end of the month. Our ongoing ordeal with Satan our scumbag landlord is nearing an end. There are a few posts I'll make on that after we actually move, as well as the unethical (and in my opinion, corrupt) behavior of one judge Joan Vaughan Bloom of the Cobb County Magistrate Court. There will also be some nice details about Satan our soon-to-be-ex-landlord, all from personal experience. But as I said, those can wait until the move is finalized and they won't be able to try to screw us over anymore.
The house we're moving to is smaller, but it's in a nice neighborhood and it's quiet. It's also in the right school district now so the kids will be able to ride the bus home from school. Riding to school isn't an issue because the two teens go to seminary anyway.
Julie and I are really happy about this move and while it will make things hectic for the next couple of months, we're excited to get on with this next chapter of our lives.